So many questions...

Here are some questions that are rolling around in my head. Any help on answering them would be greatly appreciated.

1. In a country that has boasts some great musicians (Panamanian Ruben Blades is a huge salsa star), why do I always hear “Bad Mamma Jamma” on the radio?

2. Why is Old Milyukee considered a good beer here? All right, it did win some awards a few years back, and it was pop’s favorite, but still...Old Milwaulkee?!?

3. Why do Panamanians go nuts when I sing Sweet Child O Mine at a karaoke bar?

4. Why does my roommate believe appropriate house attire is a pair of stained tighty-whities? Haha- I kept track before they left for X-mas: 26 days in a row of tighty-whitey sightings.

5. How is it possible that I can make instant friends by buying a round of 25 cent salchicha kebabs?

6. Why am I so addicted to the kool-aid slurpees they sell on the street?

7. Why do I love this country so much? Easy answer: easy, easy livin’